THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT HAS RULED THAT A BROTHER AND SISTER CAN NOW GET MARRIED

A New Jersey brother and sister have won the right to marry after a landmark ruling by the Supreme Court of the United States In a 5-to-4 ruling, five judges unanimously granted the appeal by James Banes, 41, and Victoria Banes, 38, today after a ten-year-long battle.

The overjoyed pair said they did it for the ‘millions of Americans who have consensual incestuous relationships and who are living in fear and blasted the Government for wasting taxpayers’ money fighting their challenge. “Incest has been practiced by humans since the dawn of time.

If Adam and Eve hadn’t done it, the human race would not be here today” James Banes told reporters after his historic victory The Banes family lawyer, Julianne Grey, argued that criminalizing incestuous marriage while first-cousin marriage was legal in the state of New Jersey was a nonsensical and discriminatory measure.

“Why am I allowed to bang my cousin but not my sister? It just doesn’t make any sense,” James Ranes criticized outside of court.